I love acting. It is so much more real than life.

Wow, ok - first post.

Perhaps I may begin with a little about myself. Right then. I am positively awful at nearly everything I attempt, except for the things that I am quite good at. I find most people to be dreadfully boring (including myself, the only time I am ever of any interest to myself is when I am all drunk, or pretending that I am someone else - or better yet, doing both simultaneously.) so I avoid them as much as possible. This, of course, leaves me with much free-time to read and write and think (or read and write, anyways) so I'd like to assume myself fairly well-read, and capable of having some interesting discussions with uninteresting people.

Right, now that I just gave you information that you didn't at all want (not that I assume anyone is actually reading this anyways, I shall use it as a platform to leave little messages so that when I am all drunk and pretending to be someone else, I can come and take a look at this and marvel at who this blessed person must be), I will now outline what I enjoy discussing. Well, I enjoy talking politics, religion, philosophy, music, and film. Also, literature.

I also like making little puns that I think are clever, but are very immature and quite irritating to everyone else, wordplay is a big favorite of mine. It may also be noted that I tend to be of the most capricious (in the archaic sense, of course) nature, so my tone changes quite often. I figured I would offer myself first as my arrogant, self-absorbed persona (as opposed to my "where is the rope so I can hang myself from the back porch" persona).

The whole truth lies within those words.